diff --git a/content/_index.gmi b/content/_index.gmi
index 4ecacb1..d6d20ad 100644
--- a/content/_index.gmi
+++ b/content/_index.gmi
@@ -14,11 +14,6 @@ title: "Nick Thomas"
 => me@ur.gs.gpg.asc GPG key
 => /img/nick-thomas.jpg My face
 
-## Translation service
-
-=> /cgi-bin/translate/en/es English -> Español
-=> /cgi-bin/translate/es/en Español -> English
-
 ## About Me
 
 => /blog/ Blog
diff --git a/static/cgi-bin/translate b/static/cgi-bin/translate
deleted file mode 100755
index a03f8e4..0000000
--- a/static/cgi-bin/translate
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,87 +0,0 @@
-#!/usr/bin/ruby --disable-all
-
-# A cgi-bin script that translates between languages. It relies on apertium
-# being installed on the machine.
-#
-# CGI works with environment variables. Here are the ones that matter:
-#
-# PATH_INFO: /<from>/<to>
-# QUERY_STRING: Some%20text%20to%20translate
-#
-# We expect to be called like: /cgi-bin/translate/eng/spa?Food
-#
-# If we don't have two languages, make it a Not Found error.
-# If we don't have a query string to translate, ask for one.
-
-require 'cgi'
-
-LANGUAGE_PAIRS = %w[en-es es-en]
-
-Encoding.default_internal = Encoding::UTF_8
-Encoding.default_external = Encoding::UTF_8
-
-class Object
-  def blank?
-    nil? || self&.empty?
-  end
-end
-
-def respond!(code, meta, body = nil)
-  STDOUT.print("#{code} #{meta}\r\n")
-  STDOUT.print(body) unless body.blank?
-  exit 0
-end
-
-def ask!(prompt)
-  respond!(10, prompt)
-end
-
-def ok!(meta, body = nil)
-  respond!(20, meta, body)
-end
-
-def temp_fail!(meta = 'Temporary Failure')
-  respond!(40, meta)
-end
-
-def not_found!(meta = 'Not Found')
-  respond!(51, meta)
-end
-
-def extract_langpair(path)
-  return if path.blank? || !path.start_with?('/')
-
-  _, src, dst, *rest = path.split('/')
-
-  return unless rest.empty?
-
-  pair = [src, dst].join('-')
-  return unless LANGUAGE_PAIRS.include?(pair)
-
-  pair
-end
-
-def extract_text(query)
-  return "" if query.blank?
-
-  CGI.unescape(query)
-end
-
-LANG_PAIR = extract_langpair(ENV['PATH_INFO'])
-not_found! if LANG_PAIR.blank?
-
-TRANSLATE = extract_text(ENV['QUERY_STRING'])
-
-# TODO: we could detect a URL and translate the whole page sometime, perhaps
-ask!('Enter text to translate') if TRANSLATE.blank?
-
-require 'open3'
-
-translation, status = Open3.capture2({'LC_ALL' => 'C.UTF-8'}, 'apertium', '-un', LANG_PAIR, stdin_data: TRANSLATE, binmode: true)
-translation = translation.force_encoding("UTF-8")
-
-
-temp_fail!("Couldn't get translation") unless status.success?
-
-ok!('text/plain; charset="utf-8"', translation)
-